"You have reached Solus zos Galvus. I fear I am unavailable at the moment, but should your query be of an urgent nature, pray leave a message. I shall endeavor to return it anon."
Well you certainly just did. Little can I explain your actions for obvious reasons. Have you recently imbibed, perchance? Not that it matters, your secret is safe with me.
Though, it is rather interesting that your child is here. It does so warm my heart to know that you have such a loving relationship. A side I had not expected, but full glad am I to know it now.
Whether or not this is truly a misfire, or you are merely using your daughter as a means to cover your humiliation at my rejection. I am not one to rob another of their dignity without reason.
There is naught "creepy" about admiring the close bond between kin. I, too, have sired children, and know well how such a role of guardianship fills one's bosom with love and adoration.
[Is it a little uncouth to use his late sons to mess with Jack, even if what he's saying isn't actually a lie? Probably, but he's seeing this less like he's actually admitting to those very true and real feelings, and more that Jack isn't going to take him seriously, and see it for the mocking he's trying to present it as.]
You give much more credit than what is rightly due, for you are much easier to hold a conversation with than my current partner, and we hold some measure of fondness for one another.
A touch of sagely advice: should you wish to end a conversation, the rightful course is to stop replying. It may yet serve your inclinations better. Think on it.
Then we are using each other for the same purpose. Marvelous.
I have solved more complex mysteries found on the bottom of my boot, but if that is what you wish to believe, then I shall not discourage your self-image.
Regardless, this has indeed brought me some measure of entertainment, for that, I thank you.
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cuz this was 4 my kid
def not u
i dont txt u
ive NEVER txted u
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Though, it is rather interesting that your child is here. It does so warm my heart to know that you have such a loving relationship. A side I had not expected, but full glad am I to know it now.
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thats always the answer here. plus ive got a few pretty hi leveled critters that can mess w/tech so odds r hi they did sumething
wut secret? that i send my daughter jokes? that a txt got screwed up? cuz those arent secrets, sport.
also ew, dont get creepy about me n my kid.
thats super gross!
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There is naught "creepy" about admiring the close bond between kin. I, too, have sired children, and know well how such a role of guardianship fills one's bosom with love and adoration.
[Is it a little uncouth to use his late sons to mess with Jack, even if what he's saying isn't actually a lie? Probably, but he's seeing this less like he's actually admitting to those very true and real feelings, and more that Jack isn't going to take him seriously, and see it for the mocking he's trying to present it as.]
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but everything ur saying rite now is creepy
no offense but u talk like sumbody whos on a watchlist
mite wanna work on that
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Never you mind what my words say about me, much and more interesting is what yours say about you.
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:D
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only 1 of us is actually trying 2 have a conversation here
but i gotta give ya credit 4 trying so hard!
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A touch of sagely advice: should you wish to end a conversation, the rightful course is to stop replying. It may yet serve your inclinations better. Think on it.
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im just rolling with sum free distraction on a boring day
u dont kno wut my inclinations r
im a complex mystery in a snazzy sports jacket!
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I have solved more complex mysteries found on the bottom of my boot, but if that is what you wish to believe, then I shall not discourage your self-image.
Regardless, this has indeed brought me some measure of entertainment, for that, I thank you.